Have I told you that when you put on "THE" super cute capri pants
and hit the town for some totally tubular 80's dancing
that you are actually just regular dancing
and 80's music just happens to be playing?
I'm just sayin' - when you bare your ankles on the floor I think "Hey - that's my hot wife!"
I'm just sayin' that you're like the manic pixie dream girl in the rom-com of my life
except you're not even a little bit crazy
even when I tell a stupid joke and you laugh at it
no, you're not even a little bit crazy
even when you try to stop us from eating apple fritters
and although you picked a science nerd for your beau
no, you're not even a little bit crazy
(but I'm crazy for you)
Have I told you I am well aware that Mr. Pants set the bar high
and every day I will try to pass it by a mile - those colors will fly
and I'll be here to keep your tears a-dryin'
(especially 'cause in baseball there's no cryin')
I, oh I love how you say just what you mean and you mean just what you say
and with all the love in my heart I am here to tell you in my very specific way . . .
that you're not even a little bit crazy
even when I tell a stupid joke and you laugh at it
no, you're not even a little bit crazy
even when you try to stop us from eating apple fritters
and although you picked a science nerd for your beau
no, you're not even a little bit crazy
(but I'm crazy for you)